Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...