Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...