Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...