Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...