Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...