Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...