Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...