Graphics work too much
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Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...