The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...