What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
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Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
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A gun for my hubby.
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If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
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