Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...