A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...