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It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Microsoft versus GM
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OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
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A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Wash Hair In Sink
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Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Signs You’re Really Broke
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