Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...