This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...