No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...