Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...