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There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...