Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!