What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...