I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...