Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...