Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...