A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....