Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....