A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...