Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...