Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...