Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...