Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...