Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!