Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...