What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Prison Versus Housewives
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Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Computers are female
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The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...