Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...