The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!