Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...