For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT