I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...