A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...