A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...