Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...