Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.