Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...