At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...