A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...