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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
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Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
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A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
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Hit Man
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A man was taking his wife…
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There are three 3rd Grade girls…
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Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...