Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...