No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!