Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...