The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...